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C or B? Remastered C or B? Remastered

Rated 1 / 5 stars May 22, 2008

understanding...

dude, that is madness 4, not 5 and you really need to prove what you are tring to say with more fillers and make the people that didnt understand the joke get some background first.Im being generous because this is your first flash, but i have seen better.

-Stripez


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joza1 responds:

I know it's crap. I was gonna put an 'Explanation' button in, but I thought it was a crap idea. Might do it now, though.


Tankmen: Revelations Tankmen: Revelations

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars April 4, 2008

weird...

Just wondering, what flash driver did you use and how long did it take to make this? (it doesnt look that it took a lot of time to do) also, you need to work on your drawing skills :P


Little-Rena responds:

Flash 8 and about 10 minutes maybe, the end drawings aren't my best.


Stickman Begins Stickman Begins

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars February 7, 2008

Okkkkkkk...

Short, a little funny and weird music (that repeats in a loop and contenuiously goes in a loopif you get what i mean :P) Too short tho...


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useful responds:

i know about the audio problem sorry, i'm still figuring flash out!!!

Recent Game Reviews


Aristotle's Axis Aristotle's Axis

Rated 2 / 5 stars September 4, 2009

A common game that screams LOOK I TRY TO STAND OUT

Look, I love the game Astroids. I am old school. I truthfully thought that this would be a great remake of the game (As it uses the same concept) But instead of just leaving the whole damn game alone and doing an awesome job on the graphics and gameplay, they obliterate the term "Fun". Heres the lowdown.

The graphicsare good for a flash game that was made by an unknown artist that posts his games on websites that charge you to get the "Extra things". But Nevermind that, The graphics were decent. Now the GAMEPLAY on the other hand... the whole entire concept of collecting rings irks me. Why the hell cant you just destroy the astroids and rack up points to raise some cash? But no, you have to use a lazer (That takes a long time to "Transform" these astroids) to create rings from the astroids. Not only is this Tedious, but its feels like im doing a boring office job. I dont want to come home after a long days of work to sit at the computer and do some more work I dont want to do. Also, the "Enemy's" are basically astroids with lazer beams strapped to themselves. It makes no sense to put a challange in a game if the challange is slow, unaccurate, and as easy to kill as a goomba. After a few tries, i managed to get to level 2, which basically asks me to add more usless things to my ship, and then gives me such a little amount of money, that i just scoff and skip the whole thing together. I know what the creators will probally have in their defense. "Oh, I made this game because I wanted to make a fun, challanging game! Its not a Astroids ripoff" Look, I dont care if you made this by yourself or if you made it without astroids in mind (Which is highly unlikely), the whole game is a chore. Its has nothing Unique, there is no diffcultiy, and the whole concept has been reused many times in many games.

If anyone wants a good game that features you blowing up astroids with aliens, Just play Astroids. Believe me, you will just waste your time playing this one.
Stripez



This Game is a Joke 2 This Game is a Joke 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars January 8, 2009

Remember me pal?

You know what? I reviewed your first one before it made the front page and this took care of everything that it had its problems... (Did I say that Right?) Heh, I remember that I said that you need ragdoll, and you make them move. lol. but anyways, you reverted to american chicks now? no asian chicks? I mean, the more the merrier right? I mean, nice skin man, no dobut, make a sequel... please waste another 8 hours of your life, because if you can do that much while using the same engine in that short period of time, you have to make a sequel, blame it on me, becuse I started it :P Arg Damn My fingers hurt... reply? yes? no? ok.


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TheMillz responds:

lol, here's a reply:

I can't fucking believe it's become this easy/shameful to call yourself a game maker these days. A little porn and violence goes a long way I guess. I remember scanning thru all the reviews, taking in all the suggestions. This is truely a game crafted by the players, I'm just the meat puppet that sat and stared at the screen for a few hours.

Anything you want in the next one, better say it now.

That is, if I really wanna risk my rep on a 3rd, I mean, going into this one ( not to mention the first ) I thought for sure I was ganna get chewed up something fierce.


Maverick Maverick

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars September 10, 2008

Fun,fun,FUN!

Awesome platformer, I Knew how to get the hang of it after awhile XD Also, at the end, or in the game, could you show the ammount of bullets you used? I just think this gaame is good and has planty of "Replay value"
-Stripez


Recent Audio Reviews


Sodomy Sodomy

Rated 5 / 5 stars September 20, 2009

Respect.

Look, I completely dont understand on why people automatically rate Techno songs Zeros. I mean Jesus, its not like the author took a whole 20 minutes with a Mixer on their computer and put random crap together, I give you props, SodomyKingz, for making such awesome music and I defininitely give it a 5/5 and Recommend it to everyone that loves techno.
P.s. Dont bother to vote if you dont bother to listen.


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